If you receive a text message at 2 in the morning from your friend at the bar that looks like they typed it with their left eyebrow whilst nursing on the antenna you probably can't read it as it's spelled alphanubeerically and only the sender will be able to decipher it.

alphanubeerical by Adam Nault January 12, 2008

Related Words

Alphaclub • Alphachupapi • alphacuntitis • alphacyberpal • alphalbetalist • alphanubeerical • Alpha-cuck • Alpha Chud • alpha chump • alpha cough

alphacuntitis

Females that suffer from a syndrome of being a giant cunt.

Inflammation of the female ego.

I heard Shannon was sick...
- ya she has a bad case of alphacuntitis.

alphacuntitis by Pfole August 11, 2017

alphalbetalist

When you don’t like someone with a certain letter name

I don’t like people who are alphalbetalist.

Syn- sexist, racist

alphalbetalist by Braxton Smith February 13, 2019

Alphachupapi

A person who identies themself as a "JDMU hater" but can't stop thinking about JDMU and talks about JDMU daily. This kind of person secretly has a crush on the JDMU Wildboys and is called a "Alphachupapi".

This person that hates JDMU talks about JDMU more than the Wildboys do, he must be an Alphachupapi.

Alphachupapi by peterchupa September 10, 2023

alphacyberpal

A combination of the words alpha cyber and pal.

The most prominent & dominant person to leave messages or comments on a site for social networking such as facebook or myspace, within a recent time period, so as to create the illusion of a special bond or connection greater or above the other 'friends' on the same said page.

While this can be seen as an act of desperation or insecurity, it can also be seen as 'marking territory' to ward off other would-be suitors or potential relationships that go farther than the 'just friends' status.

I used to think there was a possible real life relationship with that totally hot russian girl I met on myspace, but then some lameass alphacyberpal of hers left about 15 'hi baby' and 'miss you xoxo' comments in a row and she deleted one of my comments! WTF!?

alphacyberpal by d00db0x May 19, 2008

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026