Alphaclub 

It's a stage in your life of when you officially learn your abc's

Jac- Aye Brahim do you know your abc's?

Brahim-hell yea I do

Jac-then you in the alphaclub

Alphaclub by Brett the great NCG October 27, 2016

alphanubeerical 

The spelling of drunk text messages.

If you receive a text message at 2 in the morning from your friend at the bar that looks like they typed it with their left eyebrow whilst nursing on the antenna you probably can't read it as it's spelled alphanubeerically and only the sender will be able to decipher it.

alphanubeerical by Adam Nault January 12, 2008

alphacuntitis 

Females that suffer from a syndrome of being a giant cunt.

Inflammation of the female ego.

I heard Shannon was sick...
- ya she has a bad case of alphacuntitis.

alphacuntitis by Pfole August 11, 2017

alphalbetalist

When you don’t like someone with a certain letter name

I don’t like people who are alphalbetalist.

Syn- sexist, racist

alphalbetalist by Braxton Smith February 13, 2019

Alphachupapi 

A person who identies themself as a "JDMU hater" but can't stop thinking about JDMU and talks about JDMU daily. This kind of person secretly has a crush on the JDMU Wildboys and is called a "Alphachupapi".

This person that hates JDMU talks about JDMU more than the Wildboys do, he must be an Alphachupapi.

Alphachupapi by peterchupa September 10, 2023

alphacyberpal 

A combination of the words alpha cyber and pal.

The most prominent & dominant person to leave messages or comments on a site for social networking such as facebook or myspace, within a recent time period, so as to create the illusion of a special bond or connection greater or above the other 'friends' on the same said page.

While this can be seen as an act of desperation or insecurity, it can also be seen as 'marking territory' to ward off other would-be suitors or potential relationships that go farther than the 'just friends' status.

I used to think there was a possible real life relationship with that totally hot russian girl I met on myspace, but then some lameass alphacyberpal of hers left about 15 'hi baby' and 'miss you xoxo' comments in a row and she deleted one of my comments! WTF!?

alphacyberpal by d00db0x May 19, 2008