Janis: Hey man would you mind eating that Reeces cup somewhere else, not around me? I don't mean to be rude or anything but I am deathly allergic to peanut and peanut products.
Chad: Shut the fuck up Janis you stupid fucking Allergoid, god I HATE YOU I hope you get raped half to death by a pack of rabid hyenas before being ran over by 13 semi trucks on an asphalt road in 113 degree Fahrenheit weather that melts and rips your skin off you stupid bitch. Fuck you bitch, how the fuck can you not eat a peanut without dying huh? Explain that shit to me right now you filthy Allergoid retard! God I hate you, I hate next to every atom in your body, I hate your fat fucking face, I hate your shitty fucking taste in fashion, I can't tell if your father molested you too hard or not hard enough, god how did he get stuck with YOU?! What divine moral holocaust does someone have to commit to justify their offspring being some pathetic fucking waste of breath ALLERGOID. HOLY FUCK YOU SUCK SO MUCH YOU ARE THE WORST EXCUSE OF A HUMAN BEING TO EVER EXIST. YOU ARE WORSE THAN HITLER. YOU'RE LIKE THE HUMAN EMBODIEMENT OF 9/11 FILLED WITH CHOCOLATE AND FED TO A LITTER OF ENDANGERED PUPPIES. YOUR VERY EXISTENCE IS RACIST. KILL YOURSELF! FUCK YOU ALLERGOID!!!!!!!!
Chad: Shut the fuck up Janis you stupid fucking Allergoid, god I HATE YOU I hope you get raped half to death by a pack of rabid hyenas before being ran over by 13 semi trucks on an asphalt road in 113 degree Fahrenheit weather that melts and rips your skin off you stupid bitch. Fuck you bitch, how the fuck can you not eat a peanut without dying huh? Explain that shit to me right now you filthy Allergoid retard! God I hate you, I hate next to every atom in your body, I hate your fat fucking face, I hate your shitty fucking taste in fashion, I can't tell if your father molested you too hard or not hard enough, god how did he get stuck with YOU?! What divine moral holocaust does someone have to commit to justify their offspring being some pathetic fucking waste of breath ALLERGOID. HOLY FUCK YOU SUCK SO MUCH YOU ARE THE WORST EXCUSE OF A HUMAN BEING TO EVER EXIST. YOU ARE WORSE THAN HITLER. YOU'RE LIKE THE HUMAN EMBODIEMENT OF 9/11 FILLED WITH CHOCOLATE AND FED TO A LITTER OF ENDANGERED PUPPIES. YOUR VERY EXISTENCE IS RACIST. KILL YOURSELF! FUCK YOU ALLERGOID!!!!!!!!
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A medical condition in which someone is allergic to mold and this allergy affects their brain and therefore hinders their ability to think clearly. If this allergy is detected and cleared up, however, the true intellect of said person will be revealed.
"I'm actually a child prodigy. I've just had a mold allergy which made it hard to think. But now I'm taking med school classes at the age of 17. I'm fucking smarter than all of you."
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Get the Mold Allergy mug.The slight moistening of a soldier/ex-soldier's eyes when they remember a fallen comrade. Can also apply to anyone who has lost someone close to them. They're not crying, they're just overcome with allergies is all...
Around June 27th, 2013, a young injured airman passed away in Florida after suffering injuries from an I.E.D. in Iraq. I'm sure his fellow airmen must get a few soldier allergies thinking about him now and then.
Sometimes I think about Papa and the stories he used to tell us. I'm getting a slight case of soldier allergies just typing this...
Sometimes I think about Papa and the stories he used to tell us. I'm getting a slight case of soldier allergies just typing this...
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Jim: No! I have a gastric allergy to sour cream.
Ken: I'd love to go to Chipotle's for lunch today, how about you?
Sam: Not today. I've got a gastric allergy to Chipotle's right now.
Jim: No! I have a gastric allergy to sour cream.
Ken: I'd love to go to Chipotle's for lunch today, how about you?
Sam: Not today. I've got a gastric allergy to Chipotle's right now.
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Get the Mom Allert mug.When someone is triggerd he is irritated and you say trigger allert when your friend is triggerd so they get even more triggerd.
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