Pad Pussy

A guy who plays football thinking hes stronger than anyone in the world when he wears pads all over his body,
usually a dick that is fat and hates everyone that isn't a "man" because he doesn't play football and is hated by most people but is to stupid to realize

Football player- foot fairy anyone can play that sport
soccer player- shut up pad pussy all you do is run around get bumped on the shoulder and throw yourself across the feild then act like you were hit by a bus.

by doodie butt hole February 1, 2020

pussy muffs

When you lay down and then two naked ladies rub their pussies on your ears at the same time.

Last night at a bachelor party my buddy John had the strippers give home pussy muffs.

by Johnny Burk May 10, 2018

Anti-pussy magic

Isaac Brock's voice

"My girl was riding my jock so hard and I just wanted her to fuck off so I just blasted Modest Mouse to keep her away--let me tell you, bro, Isaac Brock's voice is anti-pussy magic!!"

by justaregularsadgirl July 16, 2020

Pussy

This word directly translates to Erick isch.

When you see someone being a bitch in ufc doing leg kicks, you’d call them a pussy

by Erickischhater June 13, 2023

Pussy digger

When a man pretends to be rich or is rich, catfishing gold diggers just for the pussy.

Joe promised his fortune to Destiny, but little does she know, he's just a pussy digger.

by bananahammockdave January 24, 2023

Pussy piss

A specific kind of individual with a piss kink who pisses on their partners and pretends it's "squirt", or does not wash before sexual intercourse, particularly oral.

Brenda: I am nervous because we started texting but I totally didn't tell him about the pussy piss thing yet.. Do you think he will be into it?
Rin: Yeah totally! you just have to make sure it's consensual!

by Angelica Evans October 16, 2025

pussy candle

Very obscure term to refer to a small dick

Adam has a pussy candle!
Heh, knew he would have had one.

by Lightning Blitz January 20, 2022