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tequila baby

a generalized term for a baby conceived or born 8-9 months after a drinking excursion. most people who have tequila babies don't realize they're pregnant till several months in, usually after the 3 month mark.

i.e; getting utterly smashed and FUCKED UP on tequila on your honeymoon night and three months after your night of pure debauchery you find out you're pregnant
"so you remember about four months ago when we went drinking in the bahamas?"
"yeah why?"
"well uh... let's just say we're having a tequila baby."
by crankyopossum August 3, 2023
mugGet the tequila babymug.

vodka baby

Like a coke float, but with potatoes and vodka.
Ah Vodka baby, good choice lad
by Potatoes spawn September 20, 2018
mugGet the vodka babymug.

Baby Groomer

Novice dog groomers sometimes think of themselves as baby groomers, but hey please don’t Epstein my dog but do express his anal glands.
by Damnit Janet March 24, 2022
mugGet the Baby Groomermug.

a baby

A baby is a small, tiny child who you always look down upon. There is very often a temptation to step on a child/baby and take their candy.
by IDontWannaBeAMovieStar April 14, 2021
mugGet the a babymug.

baby changbin

by Stray kids stay February 24, 2022
mugGet the baby changbinmug.

Wipe, Baby Wipe, Shower

The approved method to rid your bunghole of democrat (shit).
You must wipe, baby wipe, shower to properly clean your ass post defecation.
by Rev Sharpton October 12, 2025
mugGet the Wipe, Baby Wipe, Showermug.

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