Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.
Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020
Get the Televisual face creamingmug. adj. a natural face with no makeup. The company of Abercrombie and Fitch requires it's employees to wear minimal makeup with no eyeliner or colored makeup or nail polish. They need natural looking faces in the store. So basically they just wear no makeup or natural and nude tones on the face.
by celebutant312 November 6, 2014
Get the abercrombie facemug. When someone does/says something stupid or messes up at something to the point you can only make fun of them.
by anonymous March 4, 2021
Get the face onmug. v. Wasting all your time on Facebook or some other social networking site when you should be studying for your exam in three hours or doing homework for Environmental Science.
by frustratedstudent September 28, 2010
Get the Face-crastinatingmug. (Mannus facey) as it is referred to in Latin is derived from the famous man face from a world changing game named Roblox
by Lamont fickleberry May 17, 2022
Get the Man facemug. by High Deff February 18, 2009
Get the Face Factmug. very simmilar to monkey face but can only be performed if your ginger, or have ginger / red pubic hair.
also know as an orangutan
also know as an orangutan
by jon6969 March 26, 2009
Get the fanta facemug.