wires

headphones or earbuds with no wireless capabilities.

example 1
kyle: dammit my airpods died lemme recharge em.
eric: you can borrow my wires until they're full battery.
kyle: thanks, man.

example 2
dennis: my airpods fell in water, now im stuck with apple's brokie headphones.
josh: bro they still sell wires in 2023? that's crazy.

by kappibara February 7, 2023

Wifey Type

A pretty girl with curly hair.

“Damn you see that girl right there.”Yeah thats wifey type”

by user123716 February 20, 2023

Wired Al Yonkavich

A goofy way of saying, “Weird Al Yankovic.” It appeared in an Al TV “interview” with Jessica Simpson.

Well, then I’m Wired Al Yonkavich.

by winnietheyankovic March 26, 2023

Wifey

Somebody you’ll never get

Boy : will u be my wifey ?
Girl 1: walks away
Boy:will u be my wifey!?
Girl 2: sorry I’m late to my childs appointment

Boy:but u don’t have a child-

by The baddest gyat April 3, 2023

Wired

you are so amazing

Ricky you are so wired

by SOPHIA1005 April 15, 2023

wiley

A large, fat man, who eats a lot of muffins

Man 1: “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse”
Man 2: “Don’t be a “Wiley” that chocolate chip muffin from bagel shmagel could feed a family.”

by fatwiley64 April 21, 2023

Wired Vinyl

Wired Vinyl is the best band in the world, it consists of: Frogleeiscool, Vermited (ZionNeon), indigobarber28 (TeWg965) Joe and MrExplosion

Let's listen to wired vinyl, the best band IN THE WORLD

by Gog403 May 27, 2023