weamer

the opposite of a choad a weamer is a wang that is very long yet very thin,like a noodle.

girl in resturant1:hey i banged aarron last night.
girl in resturant2:oh yeah how was he?
girl in resturant1:he was a good kisser but he had such a weamer.
girl in resturant2:a weamer?
girl in resturant1:yeah a weamer,it like hit the floor but he could have used a straw for a rubber,it was kinda like these japanese noodles we are eating right now
girl in resturant2:lol

by Ben Pumpkin December 8, 2005

stink weasel

a creepy hairless rodent.usually seeking an anus to burrow in.there could be a nasty aftermath.

That stink weasel wouldn't get away from my dripping bunghole.

by Andrew Heinecke December 30, 2005

Weasel

Weasel is someones penis basically

I have a huge weasel
look at the size of his weasel

by Scotty-0 March 6, 2003

weasel

a moderatly attractive member of the opposite sex(but nothing to brag about)whose partner will do almost anything for them.

Yo son is yo bro still dating that chick? Yeah that weasel has him whipped like a slave.

by blown carbs March 31, 2009

sneaky weasel

1. The act of being skeaky to fool someone.

2. To pull the "wool over someones eyes" in a sneaky way.

Todd: Hey Chad, we gotta leave early because we still need to pick Ryan up for the Nirvana documentary at the movie theatre.

Chad: Dude, i just called ryan and he didn't answer his cell phone and when i went to his house, the lights were out and he wasn't there, and his father said he left a few minutes ago, that son of a bitch pulled a SNEAKY WEASEL on us.

by Todd Lee November 11, 2005

butt weasel

Someone who seems to be fascinated or obsessed with, ahem, the "nether" regions.

All Jordan does anymore is tell toilet jokes--he's turned into a such a nasty ass butt weasel.

by surfbird March 4, 2009

weaver

-a man between the ages of 15 and 21 who falsely believes him self to be the reincarnation of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

-this man also refers constantly to the power of self determination.

"with enough self-determination you can sprout some wings and flyyyy awayyy"

-he also displays discontent over the illegal immigration of mexicans

Man after conquering china and outlawing weed that weaver supported under age smoking. He was quoting saying "with enough self determination with enough self-determination cancer is completely avoidable"

by Anthony Panton January 11, 2008