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Aged Vanilla

Just some vanilla with some cum in it.
Thomas: Yo you try this new coffee C.R.E.A.M.er?
Chris: No, what is it?
Thomas: I call it Aged Vanilla, It's just some vanilla with some cum in it!
Chris: What are you fucking gay?
by Dolceh_ August 30, 2016
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Tux Vanilla

A skinny, easily aggravated idiot who refuses to have their hair cut.
That Tux Vanilla over there getting angry over trends, what a weenie.
by DymondW March 31, 2017
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McCafe Vanilla Shake

The act of recieving a blowjob that makes you cum all over the place. This can also be done with a girl stroking your cock and you cumming all in her mouth. The cum is the vanilla shake. This is most popularly done at a McDonalds or at a McCafe.
I never felt true penis pleasure until I had a McCafe Vanilla Shake.
by AN0SEater March 20, 2020
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Coca-Cola Vanilla

A combination, that makes people vomit later when digested.
Person 1: Hey, what's wrong with Mike? He's vomiting on toilet.
Person 2: Because I pulled a prank for him!
Person 1: What did you do?
Person 2: I changed the normal Coca-Cola to Coca-Cola Vanilla!
Person 1: ROFL, who would drink Coca-Cola with Vanilla?
Person 2: I know right!
by someunfunnyguy69 July 22, 2018
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Vance

a slang term for a penis, usually used to insult somebody.
Dude your vance is out! God you're such a vance.
by The P. Master April 18, 2010
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vanilla gorilla

vanilla gorilla

va·nil·la vuh-nil-uh or, often, -nel-uh go·ril·la guh-ril-uh

noun

1. An exotic, well proportioned, powerfully built, human-like creature; often mistaken as a man. No known proof of where the "vanilla gorilla" originated from currently exists. Only one "vanilla gorilla" has been sighted.
2. Highly desirable creature with flawless skill; especially when involving sex or money. - Domineering and self absorbed; speculated to believe it is the ruler of all.

"Wow sister, I just saw the most beautiful man, I think it was the Vanilla Gorilla!"
"When I grow up I want to be just like the Vanilla Gorilla, he is my idol."
"After having sex with the Vanilla Gorilla, I became addicted and obsessed.
"Wow sister, I just saw the most beautiful man, I think it was the Vanilla Gorilla!"

"When I grow up I want to be just like the Vanilla Gorilla, he is my idol."

"After having sex with the Vanilla Gorilla, I became addicted and obsessed.
by Miss Gibson November 15, 2013
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vanilla ice

A brutal and insane man wearing no pants whatsoever (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, called Iced in the US game for). He holds his lord in high regard, and if you make him attack a figure that looks exactly like his lord, he will go kung-fooey on your ass and beat it until you are fubar but still living, and there's no stopping him when he's like this. He's THAT brutal, insane, and unstoppable.

Also, you could call any pantless (religious) zealot a Vanilla Ice.
Vanilla Ice... AKA the Pantless Wonder
by IcyHaku October 10, 2005
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