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Urban Uber

Any Emergency Vehicle with flashing lights and a siren (Police, Fire Engine, Ambulance, EMT, etc.)
OMG! What is going on with all of the sirens?

Dunno. Lots of Urban Ubers tonight.
by Insurrexionrules! June 9, 2021
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uber scream

the loudest noice the human voice can conjure. all the dead decendents of human evolution scream in synch.
person: "uber scream's"
people: fucking dies of ear rape.
by ifuckmyowncatswithmen June 15, 2021
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Uber Dick

Refers to a penis so large that it may sometimes resemble a third leg. If you have this condition, remember that people, especially females, may come up to you and ask to see your uber dick or even touch it.
Wow look at that guys uber dick!

Yeah I saw him at the store he had it slung over his shoulder!
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Uber-Pissed

You just “Next-Leveled” being red-faced, nostril-flaring, spit-talking, stammer, stammer Yella-hammer, mad - that’s all it is. It’s a couple of rings below: “…( send him to)…the hospital not the morgue
When I found out my deadbeat brother-in-law had stolen my Glock pistol & around $3000 of my hidden cash around the house, had I been able to find him, not even his dental records would’ve helped to ID his sorry ass then, I was UBER-PISSED
by 15/15RcrdHldr August 27, 2022
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The Uber Maneuver

When the sexy is boring so you flip her around to engage in doggy-style to free a hand to call an Uber to pick her up immediately.
She as crazy as she looks?

No … I had pulled the Uber maneuver. We both took 3 min
by billybaru September 13, 2022
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Uberful

When your comedy set is full of Uber jokes
My favorite passengers are “Uberful”
by Yungmuzz October 26, 2022
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Uber-stylish

A store with ultra-exclusive items that are more expensive than they sound.
He: That rolex is simple and is all-metal
They: So it must be cheap eh?
He: Yeah, only $100k. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!
They: So uber-stylish... ugh
by uber-stylish October 30, 2022
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