Guatamalan sunrise

Smoking a Doobie and drinking orange juice after a night of having extreme anal sex without lubricant.

"Fuck I haven't had a Guatamalan Sunrise in a good minute!"

by Lazeonhaze April 29, 2024

Proper Sunrise

A non-alcoholic espresso martini made with THC to replace the alcohol.

I'm not drinking, but I'll have a proper sunrise.

by eiriecat May 12, 2024

Chicago Sunrise

The process of inserting fentanyl into the rectum by dipping a tampon into the fent and then once inserted, lighting it on fire by the pull string. Thus, letting it expand and burn in the users rectum.

Back up, I’m bout’ to hit a Chicago Sunrise!

Bro did you hear? He just hit a Chicago Sunrise!

by Phfanny Smellmore May 21, 2024

Granola Sunrise

When you are having sex with someone from behind, pull out, and jizz in their hair without telling them about it. Then, in the morning when they wake up and run their fingers through their hair, and run into the crunchy, crusty, and clumpy mess, and say “what the hell is this”, you point and loudly yell “Granola Sunrise!!”

I gave my wife a Granola Sunrise last Saturday. Been sleeping in the garage ever since. Totally worth it.

by Distracted Cosmonaut June 9, 2024

Vezzi Suprise

A Vezzi Suprise is a action which is an action which causes suprise in someone, usually done by someone homosexual, or by something deemed to be gay. This term can also follow the rule of spanish inversion and still have the same meaning.

"Woah, that was a total Vezzi Suprise dude!"

by anonymous November 9, 2024

Florida Sunrise

When you combine ibuprofen, vitamin gummies, dayquil, and testosterone

"I'm high on Florida Sunrise"
"How?"

by maryskitkatbar March 13, 2026

Minnesota Sunrise

The sexual act of soaking your erect penis in a container of high proof alcohol, and inserting it in a woman trying to get her drunk.

"I was already hammered and i needed her to be too, so we did a Minnesota sunrise"

by BigR123 April 5, 2025