soap buddy

1.Someone who is close enough to pick up your soap when you guys go into jail together.

2.Or just picking up each other's soap.

3.Or your(in the context that you are a guy) male bff .

4.Or gay.

Bromance, yo.

1."Yo man you know the nelly guy? he my soap buddy when we were in jail. "

2."We grew up together he's my soap buddy. "

3."Arrgghh i want him to be my soap buddy so bad "

by DizzyDazzle April 30, 2014

Snaps

Any number of gangsters or punk kids, who would rather kill you than have anything to do to you. Often recognizable by their vintage snapbacks.

"Dude, let's cross the street here. There's a sick movie I want you to see."
"Hold up, man. There's a bunch of snaps over there. Let's go to the theater around the corner instead."

by Whalekid June 4, 2015

soap bridge

The act of dropping the soap when a train of men form in the act known as a "Soap Bridge"

"I dropped the soap when Pablo came behind and began to form the soap bridge."

by Canadian Cat June 28, 2015

Snaps

A short joke, quick line, phrase or saying that you use frequently.

When someone uses one of my lines or jokes, without giving me credit. I tell them not to steal my snaps.

by Mysterray October 27, 2015

slapsturbation

The act of slapping your own male genitals to the point of seminal secretion

Hey man! I spent all last night participating in slapsturbation to wonderful pornography, and now my penis is shaped like a question mark!

by shimianspectre November 20, 2015

Slapscratch

When scratching just doesn't get rid of the itch, a brisk slap to the affected area is often a solution.

Person 1: "Yo Tyrone, did you hear that noise? "
Person 2: "Yeah dawg, I couldn't get rid of an itch on back of my neck so I slapscratched that mofo"
Person 1: "Aw sheeeeit"

by Slapscratchallondafloor January 25, 2016

Soap Dispenser

Usually performed alone when extremely bored, curious and/or mentally challenged. 'Soap Dispenser' is the act of a man or woman deciding to lie on their back with their ass against the wall, then vigorously masturbating until climax. They will then proceed to wipe their cum all over their face.

Me: "Why didn't Elena come into work today?"
Luke: "She walked in on her step-son doing the soap dispenser and nobody's heard from her for days."

by SlapMeWithThatWetDickDaddy April 4, 2016