Simon

Simon is a genuinely gay person and is never afraid to express it. Every lgbt person should have the confidence that Simon does.

Friend 1: ur so gay.
Friend 2: I’m basically a Simon.

by Babeslayer69420 June 5, 2020

Simonsom

A mental disorter categorised by having deep feelings for a simona.

"Dude i think i got simonsom ,ive been crying after simona for an hour now!"
"Bro...same ive been crying after simona for a year...yeah i prolly got it too !"

by Ivskivs March 24, 2020

Simon's Autowall

Natürliche Feinde: Leitern

ahaha

Simon's Autowall

fuck

by cim1337 April 4, 2020

Simon's Autowall

Natürliche Feinde: Leitern

Simon's Autowall

ahaha

fuck

by cim1337 April 4, 2020

Simon

A very hot guy who is beautiful from the inside and outside. Simon‘s usually have a great taste in music and don’t fear hearing some exotic music stuff.

They are also often very talented cooks, so if you ever get the chance to taste something what is made by guys named Simon you won’t be disappointed, trust me!

„This guy over there is so hot, he looks better than teenage Leonardo DiCaprio!“
„Oh yes! I bet that’s a Simon!“

by Suizzle April 10, 2020

Simon

A guy who is mean uses you and thinks he is hard

Who is that beating up the tree

Oh that’s just Simon acting hard

by Cmmb April 11, 2020

Simon

Simons are NEVER generous. 99% of them are greedy and they will just say it out loud

good boy: Ah damn, I forgot my wallet. Do you got a dollar?
Simon: Yes I got a dollar.
good boy: Ooh nice, can i borrow it?
Simon: no im a Simon, what the kankerhell do you think???

by Eliaskjenei April 13, 2020