saltyminion

the definition of a ‘tsukishima kinnie’...
yeah thats all

them : saltyminion
me : idfk use ur imagination im too tired for this

by ibreathe February 21, 2021

saltyminion

saltyminion is someone who’s constantly slandering Tsukishima Kei, they’re always finding some way or form to be attacking him. But it’s also weird because they kin him, so technically they’re attacking themself. They seem like they hate everything to ever exist. They’re very sarcastic and can come off rude at most times. (or always)

saltyminion: “Tsukki is so dramatic, he deserves all the slander everyone gives him.”
tsukki simps/supporters: “....”

by oioierwinpppeepee February 21, 2021

Silly goose

A insant reaction to valentines day outfits.

often used in a aroused mood

y/n: Look im wearing a sexy valtinesday outfit for you.

Your significant other: Yeah, yeah? silly goose.

by sillygoose111 March 9, 2021

Salty Plunger

Using your lovers tears as lube

Fuck man, I just said the worst thing.... Shannon was upset and a little teary and said she was gonna make me wet, I told her immediately "it's ok baby, I will use your tears as lube, put it someplace awful, and we will call it the salty plunger"

by JinPocket June 16, 2021

sileyah

Sileyah is the best:)

Sileyah is the best guys:)

by Fhfhfhfhds June 17, 2021

silky banana

when you cum in a condom and feel it touching your dick

This bitch ain’t on birth control so i got stuck with a silky banana

by silkybanana August 6, 2021

salty_sofa

WOMAN.

salty_sofa is swag

by defo not salty_sofa August 8, 2021