Fucking around with sharks

get a bro and go to the mall and get arrested over something ridiculous but also have fun at the same time.

sears security guard: HEY dont jump on those beds
Bro 1: nahhh ( punch sears security guard in the stomech and run to zellers)
We were fucking around with sharks

by Cody Thompsom January 18, 2011

shart cart

a type of vehicle that sits on rails similar to a mining cart. The difference between the two is that a shart cart is powered solely by the rider and his ability to generate thrust in the form of a whirlwind of shart spraying from his anus.

joseph: dude my stomach feels like its about to explode but i need to get to my girlfriends house!
bob: dude just take the shart cart there! its a win win situation!

by bagelboy40404 June 24, 2010

shartsexual

sexually attracted to shart, like envisioning what sex using shart would be like. The s in SLGBTQ stands for shartsexual.

spreg: i hate shart
net: huh? does this mean your shartphobic?
spreg: **YOU'RE and yes
net: :( but im shartsexual
spreg: K *walks away*
net: *becomes brocken*

by shartlover <33 February 5, 2021

shart on a tart

When you go to fart on a hookers face and accidently take a shit instead.

I picked up a hooker last night and only wanted to fart in her face but I shart on a tart instead.

by she-nonymous February 14, 2012

shart

A little bit of poop in your pants when all you Tried to do is fart.

Me:i just sharted. bob:go wipe then weirdo.

by pseudonym428 November 18, 2014

Shart

A streak of crap in your pants and/or pants

Dang, I just sharted in my pants!

by Adriftech June 4, 2015

shart

Farting when a little bit (or a lot) comes out.

We got kicked out of Red Lobster after grandpa loaded his pamper and sharted all over the wall.

by PistachioPond48 September 18, 2016