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Dirty Richard 

When she farts on your penis while you are spooning.
"She dirty Richarded me while we were spooning"
Dirty Richard by Monkey416 April 2, 2023

Eat a Richard 

Understanding that dick is short for Richard. Eat a Richard means eat a dick, because Richard is long for dick.
With all due respect eat a Richard and wash it down with a protein shake.
Eat a Richard by Master11223385 November 27, 2022

beating up richard 

boy: i think about you when im beating up richard...
girl: ..................wtf ur a stranger

Mr. Richard Sugar Daddy 

Sometimes called RJ. Mr. Richard Sugar Daddy is just a really tall Pimp with massive shoulders, he has the funds to be a real sugar daddy but he would rather be a durry daddy (giving girls cigarettes in trade for sexual pleasure). He has one girl, or eagle in mind but is called Sugar Daddy by another. He also minds if people hit that yeet. His hobbies include acting gay with a particular friend and playing ode to joy on a not tuned guitar. His favorite word is Creampie and he can't be in a skype call without making weird inhumane noises.
'What are you fucking gay?' - Boii
'Well Rafe's man tits look pretty good but no' -Mr. Richard Sugar Daddy

'CREAMPIE'-girl
'OOH I like you, let me serenade you with ode to joy'- Mr. Richard Sugar Daddy

'Sugar Daddy give me that sugar hun' -Sugar Baby

Learning Richard 

An effeminate douche bag whose personality is the most highly effective birth control known to the medical community.

Thinks he's clever, yet has a room-temperature I.Q. on his best days. Likely abused as a child, indicated by his caustic nature and intellectually bankrupt ramblings.

No known cure, but hopes are that future breakthroughs in genetic engineering might lead to treatment less severe than mandatory euthanasia.
Multiple direct ancestors are preceding "Learning Richards"
Learning Richard by His Wife April 12, 2008

nutty richard 

The sexual art of lubing up with chunky peanut butter before engaging in a hearty round of buttsex.
"Yo, Nick's roommate gave her the nutty richard so hard she was shitting peanuts for a week!"