athejew

when you are jewish but don't believe anything about teh religion

(it could apply to any religion)

hey when's your bar mitzvah?

oh im not having one im an athejew

by ale-ale-jandro January 15, 2012

moobs

man + boobs = moobs

when a guy (most of the time cuz he's fat) get's what looks like boobs in his chest

people really get freaked out when i grab my moobs and sing "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."

by ale-ale-jandro August 25, 2011

beating up richard

jerking off

(geddit? richard = dick)

boy: i think about you when im beating up richard...
girl: ..................wtf ur a stranger

by ale-ale-jandro August 07, 2011

drugs

proof god wanted us to be happy

guy 1: dude drugs are bad for you

stoner: you only say that cuz its illegal, bro...they help me escape the troubles for a bit

by ale-ale-jandro August 26, 2011