Definitions by ale-ale-jandro

athejew 

when you are jewish but don't believe anything about teh religion

(it could apply to any religion)

hey when's your bar mitzvah?

oh im not having one im an athejew

athejew by ale-ale-jandro January 22, 2012

drugs

proof god wanted us to be happy

guy 1: dude drugs are bad for you

stoner: you only say that cuz its illegal, bro...they help me escape the troubles for a bit

drugs by ale-ale-jandro August 28, 2011

moobs

man + boobs = moobs

when a guy (most of the time cuz he's fat) get's what looks like boobs in his chest

people really get freaked out when i grab my moobs and sing "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."

moobs by ale-ale-jandro August 27, 2011

beating up richard 

jerking off

(geddit? richard = dick)

boy: i think about you when im beating up richard...
girl: ..................wtf ur a stranger

beating up richard by ale-ale-jandro August 6, 2011