Pooper Scooper 

vb; the act of inserting four fingers into the female rectum, and the remaining thumb into the vaginal cavity moving the hand upward in a scooping motion.

yo that bitch was trippin' last night so i hit her with the pooper scooper and she chille.

Pooper Scooper by BMcDSquad December 22, 2008

Pooner

n: a person who has fallen into a comatose like state from the consumption of large amounts of alcohol.

see also: Poonin

* "Julie is sitting in on her couch after 8 shots of smirnoff in a row. She begins to feel quite dizzy after enduring a long, yet pointless conversation. All of a sudden, she somehow passes out, smashes her head with a loud thud off of the table, bounces to the floor landing in an awkward position, and just sleeps."

Amber: AHAHAHAAH!! did you guys just see that?! That was fucking hilarious!!!

Laura: haha yeah man, that's Ju for ya.

Christine: Wow... what a pooner!

Pooner by ae123456 January 15, 2009

Pooner

A rare breed of people that poon everything and everyone.
They also use the faces of poon which are the following..
O_O O_o o_O o_o O_O!

Chris and Mike are pooners.

Pooner by Mike The Pooner December 28, 2005

Pooper Scooper 

One who very often tends to belive rumors or trash talk about anybody or anything. Since the rumors are only spread by the people who 'talk shit', the beliver is refered to as the "Pooper Scooper" Get it??

P1: Hey, you wanna chill at M.J's House?!
P2: Hell NO, I herd he likes to rape little boys! I'm a little boy!
P1: Those are rumors! Quit bein such a Pooper Scooper!
Dam.. *Walks away

NOTE: No offense intended towards M.J!

Pooper Scooper by BiLinGuist August 30, 2009

Prancing Poofter

Common species called "Aiden Calabria"

HAHAHA Look a AIDEN CALABRIA

Prancing Poofter by DEMON GOD May 8, 2003

pootermellon 

It is the equivalent of the Ketchup Effect. Having a water mellon shoved up your pooter / vagina / britney

Can you imagine getting a pootermellon ! man that would hurt !

pootermellon by Alimarr May 27, 2008

Pooner Scale 

A scale used to determine how many harpoons it will take to bring down women of various sizes.

"Brad, that chick you banged last night was a two pooner." "No Rob she was definitely a three on the Pooner Scale!"

Pooner Scale by Brad Thomas November 8, 2007