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football pool eyes

Descriptive expression used when observing some unfortunate fucker who is so monstrously bosseyed that they have football pools eyes. One home and one away. Can be substituted for Pontoon Eyes, one twists and one sticks, or One on dip , One on full beam .
Did you notice the football pool eyes on that fecker? She doesnt know if its new year or New York , looking thru those fuckers
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Farage pool 

The gross brown/green water that can collect at the bottom of a toilet brush holder over time due to a lack of basic cleaning.
Oh man, I had a 3 " deep Farage pool in the base of my toilet brush holder, I had to dump it down the toilet and disinfect the entire bathroom!
Farage pool by Greased ferret March 4, 2023

Plunge Pool 

When you go straight from 2nd base to 4th base.
Brian was excited to try the plunge pool on his honeymoon.
Plunge Pool by Skeletor2727 July 4, 2023

rimming pool 

A human centipede of ass lickers (rimmers) to make the shape of a pool or an endless track. E.g a circle
Ethan said he was going to the rimming pool later, never knew he was into that.
rimming pool by BrenTheBarbarian November 29, 2023

swimming pool hotdog 

when the buns are a little bit soggy
i gave stacy a swimming pool hotdog
swimming pool hotdog by rennepenne December 3, 2023

Rimming pool 

A circular shape of ass eating like a human centipede or an orgy of rimmers in a pool like formation
Ethan's heading over to the rimming pool. What the fuck.
Rimming pool by BrenTheBarbarian December 11, 2023