Dirty Panda

When you shove a raccoon up your asshole

Yo I just had dirty panda, it was the best experience of my life

by WildShadow07 April 20, 2020

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Trash panda

Those woman at bars that put too much make up on, which makes them look like they have a black eye.

There are too many trash pandas hoes out tonight, hide your credit card.

by anonymous March 13, 2021

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panda

Type of the Italian car brand Fiat called Panda. Nice cars but once you hit something with it, it will wrinkle and be compressed like you stand on a coke can.

"Watch out you cunt I'm driving a Panda!" "I'd like to have my coffin made out of wood and without weels..."

by jerry January 27, 2004

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Payday

While having sex with a girl just before you're about to come you run to the girls purse and release the ejaculate into it while simultaneously shouting "Payday!"

Dave, "Hey man I heard you were hanging out with Krissie last night." Curtis, "Yeah dude it was her Payday for sure."

Jeff, "Man, I gave Sara the biggest Payday last night!" Dave, "Damn she's probably never going to call your ass again"

by BDMD December 3, 2011

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The Panda

Slang term for genetal herpes. Looks Cute and cuddly on the outside, but "The Panda" can be mean and vicious.

1) I slept with this hot chick last night, but the bitch gave me the panda

2) Watch out for that slut. She has the panda...

3) I really want to sleep with this girl. But I think she has the panda

4) The panda is like a fruitcake. You get it at least once a year but you never want it

5) If you have it, The Panda is the gift that keeps on giving...If you want it or not...

by x_hunter_x March 27, 2011

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