Panda Sex

Sex with a partner that rare or infrequent. Refers to pandas, who have sex so infrequently it is rarely witnessed by humans or other pandas.
“He’s the best sex of my life. But we have panda sex. It only happens when we’re in the same city, which is practically never.”
by Kermy615 September 11, 2018
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