cock block

A rare and unfortunate phallic affliction where a man is born with a rectangular, block-like penis.
Jane: "What the hell is that? Is that a Colgate box?"
John: "It's...my penis. I have cock block..."
Jane: "Um...ok. Well, this is gonna cost $90."
by duminik November 18, 2010
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Block Head

1.Bustdown
2.Bitch that give the whole block head
I got a bitch named block head, she got a block head. After the block party she give the whole block head.
by Jasmine Carter December 22, 2005
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Cop Blocking

To keep police accountable through the documenting and filming police action. Also includes the act of jury nullification for laws that are unjust or victim-less.
I have jury duty, I hope I get a drug case so I can do Cop Blocking today.
by NicholsSA September 16, 2012
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Cinder Block

A basketball player who takes a shot that is so awful that "brick" doesn't due it justice. Rather it is a "Cinder Block".
Context: Playground basketball game

Big Dawg: "TJ please stop firing up those bricks!"

Diesel: "Man brick doesn't even begin to describe how bad those shots were. Those are Cinder Blocks!"
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J-Block

Derived from the US prison system, J-Block refers to the housing project building in Fairfield, CT. It is one of the highest crime center in the Northeast and is the home of many notorious Bridgeport and New Haven gang leaders. Drug infested and full of discouraged citizens, J-Block represents one of the aspects of society the media blocks from the public.
Oh shit, you're living in J-Block next year? What happened?
by Slim522 March 30, 2010
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Road Block

My god you can't even spell Roblox right.
Guy 1: Man I love road blocks
Guy 2: dude cmon. Are you kidding me?
by BigTonyFromTheMafia December 11, 2020
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Homework Blocked

When large amounts of homework prevent you from doing something you actually want to be doing.
Tim: Hey Jeff wanna go to the Cradle of Filth concert tonight
Jeff: Sorry I can't. I have an essay to write and two pages of math to do
Tim: Ah homework blocked what a shame. I'll bring you back a T-Shirt.
by Gaaraofthedamned October 04, 2011
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