mickey mouse dat ass

The act of sticking your thumb in her ass making her make that “huh ohhh” sound

Keisha ass was too fat had to Mickey Mouse dat ass

by Nomadic asshole October 7, 2020

Mouse tail tea bag

When a man sits between a womans legs while she is on her period. He then only uses his teath to pull her tampon out, hitting himself in the face.

I was so drunk last night, i had a mouse tail tea bag from my wife.

by chino_on_ice January 23, 2012

Chocolate mallow mouse poop

An abomination created by Angela. Food made of chocolate, marshmallows and a lack of creativity .

That was chocolate mallow mouse poop was so bad, I can’t believe I paid $9 for it.

by Foodcritic August 7, 2018

Mickey Mouse Club House

A sex move were 4 dicks are inserted into a man or woman's asshole

John: Yo guys wanna run a Mickey Mouse Club House on Stephan?

3 other guys: Hell yeah!

by MouthBreathersUnited April 25, 2021

hamster mouse moment

A phenomenon when you see something so cute it makes you cry. Like a hamster (computer) mouse. A hamster mouse is so cute it makes you cry.

Guy: Why are you crying?
Girl: I just had a hamster mouse moment.

by Awek November 24, 2020

double clicking the mouse

male masturbation, Saluting the General (former US Surgeon Gen. Dr. Jocelyn Elders), Rubbing Buddhas tummy, Making a Deposit, Exercising a right to Privacy, Stretching the Truth

After a vigorous workout the middle aged lad looked forward with anticipation to some extra special quiet time double clicking the mouse

by "Thom" June 3, 2007

Smells like boy mouse

Refers to a male's bedroom or a room inhabited by males. Testosterone, sweat, farts, and cum have given the room that dank scent reminiscent of the cage your stinking male mouse lives in.

Last night Jim was hanging with his boys playing Smash Bros til 4am then they put on some porn and had a circlejerk. Now it smells like boy mouse in here.

by Human Pickled Punk May 15, 2016