squish mitten

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.

Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.

by Jammal Taylor July 27, 2008

minute men

The Minute Men are a bunch of douchebags who sit around the U.S.-Mexican border shooting Mexicans who are supposedly stealing their jobs.

Instead of being angry at their greedy, profit hungry bosses who fired them, they just blame Mexicans for their troubles, even though Mexicans didn't steal their job or have any malicious intent. Their bosses are the ones they should really be pissed off at, not Mexicans who, like Americans just want to make a decent living for themselves and their families.

Minute men are a bunch of ignorant fucks.

by Derek Zoolander August 24, 2006

Coy Mittle Wit' It

1.) A phrase confirming a question that makes you look cool and collected, sometimes a tad bit arrogant.

2.) A dance in which one fiddles their hands together and bounces up and down.

3.) A gang sign with the right hand forming a "C" and the left hand forming an upside down West Side.

Hey man, did you get that promotion?! "Coy Mittle Wit' It!"

by RDubbStep January 28, 2011

2 minutes

quick fuck

Imma break dis girl off wit da 2 minutes.


(Alton Roberts knows about this!)

by le-le September 25, 2003

Haven't Talked In A Minute

To not speak to someone in a long time.

Word ! We haven't talked in a minute !

by Mz.Niquey August 15, 2011

Fifteen Minutes

How much time Avril has until she's eating from dumpsters again.

*scrounges through dumpster*

"I thought it would last forever! I was soooo hardcore....ohhh, A half-eaten burrito!"

*munch munch*

by Patriot Games April 30, 2003

texas mitten

using feces as a lube when giving someone a hand-job

We didnt have any KY and sara was on her period so sara gave me a texas mitten

by matt rich June 21, 2006