jeck

a shortened version of the word jeckass , which is a mix between the words jerk and jackass. It can be used to describe someone doing jeck activities such as annoying people and thieving people. It can be used in place of the words jipped . This word is versatile in that it can be used as both a noun, a verb and an adjective. Most commonly jeck is used to signify the feeling one gets when one runs out of words to describe something or someone that has greatly distressed them. The stress can be released merely by screaming JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECK!!!

Watta jeck
hey you jecked me
You're the definition of a jeck
Look over there it's Jester Jeck himself jecking somebody
Thats such a jeck thing to do
He's so jeck sometimes

by TiqurAnbessa April 24, 2008

smirk-and-jerk

(v.) to roll one's eyes whilst concurrently simulating (male) masturbation , used whenever one encounters absolute douche-baggery or ridiculous-ness.

"I was TOTALLY pulling a smirk-and-jerk as my ex was telling me over the phone how he didn't miss me at all when my phone's missed call log proved otherwise."

by belleofthebaltimore September 28, 2006

jerk

Act of sexually fulfilling yourself

fuk man i just had the best jerk!

by skatman July 29, 2003

Jeckster

A confident and cocky guy, he's sometimes quite full of himself. Stylish, and a HUGE flirt. Caring, motivated and extremely competitive. You could say he's a charmer. A member of the sickest fraternity around, Sigma Alpha Epsilon. And most importantly the love of my life!

Sorcerer: You are some kind of Jeckster

by Ashley Kloehn April 6, 2008

Jerk chicken

Game played by married man, in which he attempts to masturbate (jerk off) in another room from his wife. He is playing a game of chicken, trying to finish before she catches him.

The wife and I were watching a movie when she decided to go take a shower. I played a game of jerk chicken in the media room, hoping I would finish before she came back.

by Stinkpot December 9, 2013

Combat Jerk

The act of masturbating while in close proximity to an un-knowing individual.

Conor, Dude i was totally combat jerking and my mom almost caught me...

by combat jerk master January 12, 2011

jerek

fuck up at every thing and is gay has a small penis and fucks up every thing

jerek fuck you

by by cade not fucker December 6, 2016