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Mad Ass-Hatter

Mad Ass-Hatter is that one guy /girl who is absolutely batshit crazy and also an asshat/jackass.
Usually reserved for exes, enemies, or frenemies.

Can be used as an action word as well to describe weird situations/drama.
Example 1:

Person A: Dude, Jack is such a mad ass-hatter.
Person B: I know right? Can’t believe I dated that fucking psychopath.

Example 2:

Person A: Yo, did you just see what she did to George?
Person B: Yeah, that was some weird mad ass-hattery, my guy.
by BADDYBIDDY February 24, 2019
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Jacob van Hattem

fuck you jacob van hattem. take of your hat, you smelly jew
by Jake vH Hater September 23, 2019
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Little Gay Hatter

Next step in the evolution of delusional little gay elves, who believe they are the only sane ones and our children are going to grow up in a dystopian nightmare. Their t-shirts are still available.
The little gay one has been rambling for hours now and has gone done the rabbit hole. He's gone full little gay hatter.
by Chipleader Hero March 27, 2021
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That’s Hetero

It’s a uno reverse on the stereotype of saying that’s gay.
It means your a normie
“That’s hetero ”means you need to evaluate your straight cis gender norms
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The Holland Heater

When you take apart the wiring for a space heater and clamp the exposed wires to the females nipples. You then proceed to have sex with her while flipping the switch for the heater randomly causing a jolt of electricity to run through her and arousing her until climax.
This woman claimed I couldn't get her to climax, so i introduced her to The Holland Heater... She still can't walk right. Even her speech is slurred now.
by My Dad Said November 2, 2021
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Sneezing into the heater

Eating pussy. Giving oral pleasure to a female
I got her off by sneezing into the heater.
by StingerMissile September 4, 2021
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Fuckable space heater

That bigger bitty you get from November to February.
I picked up a fuckable space heater at the bar, only cost two shots and an Uber.
by MrCrafty September 21, 2021
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