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grinds my goat

A mixed metaphor with the sole purpose of annoying the older generations.
That really grinds my goat.

I think you mean 'grinds my gears'

Shut up, you old hack.
by buggsy87 October 7, 2015
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Grand Theft Squirt

Grand theft squirt is when you have a friend sleeping over, and after you've gone to bed and your friend thinks you're asleep so he starts jerking off. You have to get in really close, and just before he comes you reach over and grab his dick and jerk him off the rest of the way. It's the action of stealing someones squirt.
Michael thought his friend was sleeping and decided to jerk off, just before he finished his friend reached over and finished him off. "Why did you just Grand Theft Squirt me!!!"
by NotMarcus October 8, 2014
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Grand Piece Online

game where everyone wants logia
PLS GGIVE ME LOGA IN GRAND PIECE ONLINE PLSSS LOGA
by TheUniqueDuck April 15, 2021
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Scottish Grand Slam

Derived from the term Grand Slam, which involves one team of the 6 nations defeating all others in the competition in one year.

The Scottish Grand Slam involves Scotland defeating England, because this is the only game that truly matters to Scottish fans.
"It's a shame Scotland lost to France, but we're still hopeful of a Scottish Grand Slam."
by TheBald March 22, 2010
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7 Grand Dad

A bootleg NES Flintstones game that was made by a chinese company named 1 that was made famous on the internet by the gaming streamer Vinesauce. Upon discovering the game, Vinesauce used the words Grand Dad and Fleentstones.
Tom: Wanna play 7 Grand Dad?
Ben: Not that bootleg chinese crap.
by Worse than JJ March 28, 2020
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Traffic Light Grand Prix

The act whereby motorcyclists lane-split to the front of a set of lights then race each other when the lights go green.

A way to make the daily commute more interesting.
Man that viffer really dominated at the Traffic Light Grand Prix this morning!
by Tumbles June 29, 2008
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Grindr herpes

Sores and bruises one gets on their thumbs and fingers from too much typing on Grindr and other location-based applications designed for gay men to hook up.
Dude, I have Grindr herpes on my thumbs and I didn't even get laid.
by The Pop Sucker January 2, 2011
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