Gobbler

A sloppy fast blowjob very similar to those found in porn. Also could be another term for hookers.

She really likes the cock she just gobbles it up... Shes a Gobbler!

I paid the local Gobbler to swallow my load.

by High coyote November 24, 2017

gobblemonster

Motorboating a penis.

Austin used the gobblemonster on Gavin. Gavin was lost and confused.

by LogicOwl April 23, 2018

Gobble-cocking

Referring to paranoid drug addicts who think everyone is out to steal their possessions (their money, toilet paper, clothes, stash, food, drugs , etc)

"Listen to old rob over there, always gobble-cocking about someone stealing his toilet paper!'

"Who stole my shit cocksucker!!!" Said the Gobble-cocker.

by M.H.Kidd May 4, 2018

Garble

To drink from a glass or bottle and leave your spit bubbles on top, it looks like froth but it’s probably just backwash.

‘Chris has been drinking out of that wine bottle all night, I can see the garble on top.”

by Melissystreet May 28, 2018

Gobbleology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Gobbleology:
The study of eating hastily in large gulps; the study of throaty male turkey sensations made via air wave vibrations.

Friday night gobbleology: a big bowl of buttery salted popcorn, decadent chocolate truffles sprinkled with spicy hot cayenne bacon bits, a hot mug of cinnamon apple cider, and my favorite sci-fi thriller.

by ra ramses May 29, 2018

Gobble on grapes

Nicer way of saying choke and die.

Idiotic fool: is Germany in Africa?
Intellectual individual: Tf man go gobble on grapes.
Idiotic fool: *gasps*
Class: *gasps*

by Me mam m9 June 11, 2018

Gobbledeegoop

A bunch of trash ass nonsense spewing from someone's mouth like a shit hydrant.

I'm sick of this pricks gobbledeegoop.

by Ben dolan June 13, 2018