Flap feast

Pussy platter, Clit licker, face full of fanny, banquet of blurt n bum

I wouldn't mind her serving me a hot flap feast

by Denham ov Darlo November 4, 2015

Flapjack

In the USA, a term used to describe an oat based pancake, sometimes eaten at breakfast.

In the UK, or at least in England, a term used to describe what American's call a granola bar. A snack made from oats, sugar or honey or golden syrup (treacle) and butter, occasionally with nuts or dried fruit added. When shop bought, they tend to be more rectangular in shape, but when homemade they tend to be cut in to square slices.

I had a flapjack earlier
Do you want some flapjack?

by Anonymousperson321 June 8, 2017

Flap Flash

Inadvertently showing your vagina to passersby.

When Britney Spears inadvertently showed her pussy while exiting the car in a short skirt, she had an accidental flap flash

by Jake the Trouser Snake July 28, 2017

Flap Jackle

Gay Retard or You Have No life

Dang Timmy, you are such a flap jackle

by Spiderpig142007 August 19, 2018

Flap yoghurt

Flap yoghurt - a creamy white vaginal discharge akin to dilute cottage cheese

When I went down on her, her fanny was covered in flap yoghurt

by The haggis Fister April 17, 2021

Proper Flapjack

Term used to describe something that is "very good"

I like your footballing skills - they're proper flapjack.

by ouch_that_hurt August 20, 2010

Dinky Flap

A complete Faggot that likes to suck norwall testicles and eat peanut butter off of llama penises. They are wierd as fuck and should go live with mentally retarded monkeys..

Dayyyyum! That Meghan girl is a dinky flap because she didnt give me my weekly bj...

by Jaa Oaa Eaa Yaa Caa April 25, 2011