Ethan's Haircut

Ethan's Haircut is the most Ethan thing I can possibly imagine due to the absurd and atrocious nature of it. Ethan's Haircut is comparable to many things, and in some states is a standard unit of measurement.

You know what else looks like your moms ass? Ethan's Haircut.

by Obamas left ear November 4, 2020

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Ethan's Law

This law states that in the case of a dispute the host of the party/gathering gets 2 points per vote while everyone else only gets one.

Well according to Ethan's law there's a 3:2 vote to watch Silicon Valley over Crown since I the wonderful host have 2 points.

by ccthemeatrius March 19, 2021

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ethan cutkosky

the finest 21 year old brunette ever.

“ ethan cutkosky is so hot.”

by fossil puthay May 6, 2021

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Ethan Style

Stupid As Shit

Person1: Brings a turkey

Person 2: Is that a chicken?
Person 1: This nigga is fuckin ethan style,stupid as shi bro

by Auguss November 25, 2022

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Ethan Richburg

Ethan is the type of person who doesn't think gender matters. You could be man, woman, dog, cat, or you could be any colors, like blue, yellow, green, orange, and rainbow. He usually gets a boner when thinking about a 5/10 girl named Mckenzie Joshua. Ethan would do anything to be with that man/woman. He is very funny. If the special girl "Mckenzie" would change gender, so would he.

Ethan Richburg

by Mrs. something rita January 28, 2022

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