eight eyed sixty nine

When two people who have glasses on are getting together each one face down in each others bathing suit areas

patrick and nancy are in the other room giving the eight eyed sixty nine

by sack o' potatoes September 30, 2011

Frost eyed

A skank, a girl who gets cream all over her face on a daily basis.

youze a skanky smelly ass frost eyed having ass motha fuckah.

by Jared Carpenter August 29, 2005

one-eyed headache

This is when a person feels like the have a headache on only one side of the head, particularly felt on top of the eye or on the eyebrow.

person one: whats wrong?
person two: Dude I have this horrible headache, but its only one side!!
person one: oh, you must have a one-eyed headache.

by Carlos Santiago September 26, 2005

Flash-eyed

The look of shock or curiosity a person (mostly females) gets on their face when exposed to the genitals of one of the opposite. Wide eyed hand covered open mouth, sometimes gasping. The intoxication that feeds exhibitionist.

‘OMG Susie, look at that guy flashing us; I’m so flash-eyed!’… blush

by Uncle Charles 354 January 4, 2014

one eyed brown monster

The forehead pattern after enjoying a powerful sewage slurp.

"I looked at Gorgeous Dale walk out of the bedroom and the one eyed brown monster was dripping from his forehead."

by SmartAlek January 10, 2014

Snail-Eyed

(Verb) When ones penis shrivels up inside ones body after witnessing a painful or traumatic event, especially penis inflicted.

(A man is running and slips, planting his face into the wall).

William: Ohhh ouch! That was brutal.
Robert: Uhhh, I totally just Snail-Eyed.

by TheShiningRod May 19, 2014

wookie-eyed

A short-sighted person or one whose eyes don't align in a regular manner.

Look at that twat: totally wookie-eyed!

by The Sands of Time July 14, 2014