4 definition by Jared Carpenter

The best thing ever made. It can not get any better than how it is.

To describe anything that is perfect; wich must have tonya ja in it. To kick someones ass with a flawless victory.

Fear of excretion involving but not limited too: The fear of pissing forever or passing a kidney stone, farting with a suprise terd, crapping and finding out your intestines came with it.

A skank, a girl who gets cream all over her face on a daily basis.