Surfer eboy

A sexy man with black shorts his nails painted and a surf board his smokin hot absssssss sexyyyyyyy mannnnnnnnnn eboy surfer daddys

I fucked a hot surfer eboy

Me too

by Daniel Seaveys bae October 28, 2019

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jaehyun eboy agenda gc

a groupchat where people thirst over kpop idol jeong jaehyun and occasionally cry over him.

also a place full of adults simping for a guy that doesn’t even know they exist.
every member is a clown.

jaehyun eboy agenda gc:

A: "i miss jaehyun"
E: "shut your oompa loompa leprechaun ass up a"

M: "what does it say i‘m blocked"

R: "wait, skz is an abbreviation for stray kids??? i thought skz chan was his legal name"

all members: "jaehyun sexc"

by liliaceaesolar April 11, 2020

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premature ebonkulation

To sell one's entire dogebonk crypto currency portfolio (usually at a loss) at the start of a dip in the market which then later recovers. Meaning you have to buy back in at a loss (so you've lost twice) . It's a real embarrassment, similar to that of ejaculating prematurely when you see the downward curve of a ladies titties. You've made a mess of the sheets, embarrassed yourself and you didn't get to have sex. With premature ebonkulation everyone knows you did it though because they can see your wallet transaction history.

Man, did you see that whale blew his entire stack at the start of the dip? He bought back in later at a loss, the Muppet! - that was some serious premature ebonkulation.

by dogebonker69 November 26, 2021

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