semi-early

on time

dude: wow, i'm semi-early for work today!
girl: it's 7:58, you're not late for once, but you're not early either.

by fathermike July 12, 2011

way earlier

A stoner term used when something happened within the past 24-48 hours of when they are high, but it was before they got high

Dude, I went to the convenience store, but that was way earlier

by YoutubeWest1132 May 6, 2016

way earlier

A term used by those who smoke pot to mean the time before this session of pot smoking.

Dude, I went to the store, but that was way earlier.

by YoutubeWest1132 May 10, 2016

Russel Early

Also known as "Rusty Spoons" and "Pasty Legs McGraw," has a legendary booty. sucks massive ween

Russel Early has a legendary booty

by PastyMcGraw June 12, 2018

Justin Earley

A man who has fucked another mans girlfriend while on copious amounts of LSD. His brain is rotted to shit, but he only reads the best of the best books. Like mythology. He is no libtard, but he has become a retard (mentally handicapped) from all of the marijuana he smokes on a hourly basis. He uses women for sex, money and drugs to fulfill the hole in his rotting heart of a former human being that once was charming, beautiful, could make you fall for him in seconds by being a total flirt, and humorous. His doped up brain with copious amounts of holes from LSD makes him believe wholeheartedly that he is the anti-christ, and he can do whatever he wants. Rather it’s bragging, making bank on shitty pot brownies, or using more, and more drugs, and more, and more women (also he probably does cocaine). He try’s to erase his past identity with a Nazi sounding name, “Cedric” to cover up his past wrong doings, and to mask his former self (which was a tolerable, and slightly respectable person).

“Dude Cedric makes such good music!!”

“No man, I think you mean Justin Earley”

“Yoooo... wasn’t that the guy who cucked this dude on purpose?”

“Yeah... it’s cuz he’s doped up all the time so we HAVE to feel bad for him.”

by большой любовник петуха November 28, 2018

The early worm catches the bird

said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it

Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing

by nood564 March 31, 2020

Alana Earlston

i bitch that is as toxic as that get she will leave you and treat u like trash

you know alana earlston? i wish i didn’t

by anonymous September 14, 2020