Dick vampire

A person in need of cock to survive. Lives of the semen of others. Jaw is similar to the vampires from Blade 2.

Mark threw on his kneepads and instantaneously became a dick vampire. He quickly skidded across the groung and latched his mandibles to Nicks gooch with a resounding tha-whack.

by SOJAA December 25, 2016

Dick Slickem

A male that shaves his entire genital, taint and anal region smooth as a baby's bottom.

There's a lot of Dick Slickems at the gym showers today.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Dick Juice that's power full

Juice from a male or female penis. Once you drink it you become invincible, and to extract it you must squeeze it as hard as you can. Then Shit on it.

Dick Juice that's power full is best drink in the world

by ihjg0rhfv8eh0 August 30, 2017

dick vomiting

When you see someone so discussing that it even makes your dick vomit. Can be used as a compliment as well. Most people take as a bad thing tho.

Bad: Person- “my dick vomiting is so bad right now”

Good: Person- “wow you look so hot. My dick just vomited”

by Saladbutt69 December 6, 2017

Dick Melon

Dick melon is made when a man fucks a melon and serves the melon that was used.

"Dude if you serve me dick melon I'm gonna beat your ass."

by Jxst_a_thxttie June 14, 2018

dick-bagel

Where a bagel gets put on the end of a mans penis and a girl eats the bagel

Omg David can I give you a dick-bagel baby

Omg Timmy you got dick-bageled?!

by Fannyflutter89 February 23, 2018

Dick-out basketball

To goof off and not take something seriously.

The floor manager scolded her employees "Get back to work! This aint no dick-out basketball! We have deadlines to meet!" when she caught them goofing off by the water cooler.

by sad_sad January 7, 2019