crankstibate

To get your penis hard on meth.

I need to crankstibate sooo bad

by destinypaige November 5, 2011

Crank

When a male relieves himselfin the lavatory with some double pleasure on the potty.... ie. A Crap! A Poop! A Number 2!! & A Wank! A Toss! or A Pull! These will be timed to occur simultaneously to pleasure him in the loo. Yikes

Bloke get's up at smoko on building site and announces "I am off for a crank!" Has a pull and a poo for fun!! (yeah kids, im a little grossed out too)

by Missy Flutter January 10, 2012

Crank

The best hand motion while performing oral on a guy cranking or turning of the hand around the penis as the mouth goes down

Dude I could really go for some crank or that crank was the bomb dude Becky gives good crank.

by Hjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjg November 15, 2013

Crankoo

A cry, a wank and a poo all experienced at the same time.

I had nothing to do that Sunday morning, so I decided to sneak off to the bathroom and have a crankoo.

by Polyptoton December 22, 2013

crank

to get over on someone. to play with a niggas life.

Jodi: Im bouda ask her out (asks her out)
Rhonda: No boy
John: Lol you got cranked

by Trap Gawd J December 28, 2013

crankcase

A sturdy case designed and constructed to hold one or more cranks or similarly dissatisfied and annoying individuals.

I tell you what Jerome. I sure wish we had put wheels on this particular crankcase 'cuz if we had it sure would be a helluva lot easier to tote Rich, Mitch, and the bitch around.

by gotwood4sale May 13, 2014

Cranktastic

Your song addictions. Every time you hear your favorite songs you have to have the volume up on full blast.

Girl: Turn up the volume on the radio! That song is cranktastic!
Boyfriend: Whatever keeps you happy baby. *cranks radio up*
Boyfriend's friend: man your girl has a addiction problem with this song.

Boyfriend: Shut up and leave her alone.

by Red Triple X December 2, 2014