counter intelligence

what is sometimes experienced while attempting to order at a fast food establishment

'you want fries with that?'
'that's what I just ordered!'
'oh'
'how 'bout an apple pie?'

by azure July 8, 2004

mf-count

There was this girl named maya, she is a whore
She fucks people over and has no friends
the mf-count means maya friend count and there is usually a 1 or 2 after it because nobody wants to be her friend.

the mf-count is 1 today cause she fucked over her only other friend yesterday.

by John Smith February 22, 2005

full count

the full count is a variation on the shocker. the pinky and ring finger are inserted into a woman's ass while the middle finger, index finger, and thumb of the same hand are inserted into her vagina. this is called a full count because of the distribution of the fingers, three in one hole, two in the other. it is a reference to a three ball, two strike count in baseball, called a full count. the term is also appropriate because the woman, upon the execution of the full count, is full of fingers. you must be especially dexterous to perform the full count. it requires an awkward and difficult positioning of the fingers.

the expression is used in such a context as: "liam gave katie a full count last night, she was pleasantly surprised at his use of such an expert maneuver".

by charlie March 22, 2005

Sucker Free Countdown

An MTV show which plays pop music early in the morning to target pre-teens as 6am-8am is the usual time they get up. Performers range from your average stuck-up pop artist to Justin Bieber and his friends. A show that teaches little girls to be less independent.

Some teenagers and up into the early twenties, watch this show but the number generally declines as they get older. The repercussions of watching has pros and cons but the cons generally out weigh the pros.

I dont like real music, better watch Sucker Free Countdown.

My kids are watching Sucker Free Countdown, looks like they need a time out.

I have a big ego, I need to watch Sucker Free Countdown so I can fit in.

Daddy needs a new house better get her watching Sucker Free Countdown early.

by 3eyeGuy November 26, 2010

Count Dooku

A ridiculously small bearded penis.

Some refer to it as, "The Count", or just plainly "Dooku".

"Nancy: Hey Brian, it looks like The Count's come out to play"

"Karen: For Gods sake Craig, i can see your Dooku from here.
Craig: I like to put it on show. I like the attention i get."

"Morgan Freeman: Everybody run! It's Count Dooku!"

by RandomGuy93 November 14, 2009

Counter

a person who counts everything in their relationship

My girlfriend just told me its our 2 weeks aniversery
Damn she's definitely a counter.

by Broman3 January 18, 2010

counterculture

An imaginary state of being. While many social groups define themselves as "counterculture" the only truly counterculture people are geeks, nerds, etc. The only true way to be counterculture is to smile kindly and sincerely at everyone and dress appropriately for the situation.

Fake counterculture guy: I love Black Flag. I have a mohawk.
Real counterculture guy: I love opera. I wear clothes that fit.

by AquaMarina March 24, 2007