Clam Bark 

When a body part other than your anus or vagina makes a fart sound. Not to be confused with queef or burp

(noun) Did you hear Brad's belly let out a clam bark when he was doing burpees?
(verb) Ted is really good at clam barking with his armpit.

Clam Bark by SlyFox August 1, 2014

Clam Convention 

A social gathering in which the vast majority of the overall group are women resulting in an abundance of vaginal presence.

Sam: "Bro, we're the only guys at this party."
Brian: "It's definitely a clam convention."
Sam: "What's that?"
Brian: "When the V's severely outnumber the D's. Opposite of a sausage fest In other words, time to go fishing!"

Clam Convention by Kenipples November 1, 2014

clam exam 

When a male checks out the downstairs/vagina of a female.

He was checking out her camel toe aka clam exam

clam exam by JoeCook February 11, 2015

clam steamer 

A person or thing which a woman finds arousing or otherwise sexually appealing.

"Woah, that guy's a real clam steamer!"
"Mmm, she's really steaming my clam..."

clam steamer by KevBakesClams May 13, 2015

clam dusting

When you finger a girl and then sniff the fingers to see if the girl is palatable.

My buddy Colin is clam dusting Julia to make sure the puss is ready for a good dive.

clam dusting by James brown funk July 18, 2015

Clam handler 

A gynecologist.

Hunny, this is going to be awkward for us both, but I'm filing for divorce unless you go to the clam handler and get that clitoris checked out.

Clam handler by SossBoss March 14, 2016

clam thump 

Slapping the penis on a clitoris.

When a guy slaps his penis on a women's clitoris, she then has been clam thump ed.

clam thump by str8 lace March 19, 2016