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Clam Napkin

"So there I was with this chick, we got home from the bar and I thought something seemed fishy about the whole situation. She had the worst clam napkins like she hadn't showered in a week and was rode hard and put away wet, and stored in salt water"
by Red delicious June 11, 2016
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smashing clams

When two females’, slam into each other in the scissor position.
Yo Gertrude, smashing clams with you is so enlightening.
by KatSeren January 23, 2018
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Honking Clam

Used to describe a busted nut on a bus.
Used by bus drivers to describe a busted nut on the bus.”Thomas there is a honking clam in the back of the bus. I know it was you because that was the seat you were in this morning.”
by Honkingclamboi February 16, 2018
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ramming the clam

A slang term used for female masturbation, esp. when using a sex toy such as a vibrator.
Dude, I accidentally walked in on my sister ramming the clam last night. I'm going to be having nightmares for months.
by aoedima June 10, 2012
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Clam Chutney

Typically caused by ejaculating half of one's man chowder inside and spraying the rest all over the outer region of the vagina. The recipient must not bathe for three days to achieve optimal results.
I thought I'd give Jenni something special for Valentine's Day so I started to engage in cunnilingus. I took one look and said "Damn, girl. Where's the crackers? You got some Clam Chutney up in here! Go take a bath.
by Marquis70 March 27, 2011
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clam puff

The small burst of air released from a vagina when the kegel muscles are flexed forcefully causing the meat curtains to flap. (aka. pussy fart)
She got so excited that she started clam puffing until I timmed her.
by Gagaster August 31, 2011
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Clam Handlers

Female version of Dick Beaters, Lady Hands, a woman’s hands.
Hey Lady! Keep your clam handlers off my vehicle!!
by DirtyluluJ March 27, 2023
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