Clam jam

The Female version of a “cock block”

She’s such a “clam jam”, I cannot believe she couldn’t take a hint to leave jim and I alone .

by Stanky D May 10, 2018

Clam Batter

The vaginal secretion of a woman during times of extreme arousal and sexual pleasure.

Sally was so turned on, she drenched me in clam batter

by CyanideStudios May 12, 2014

Spanish Clam

A delicious entanglement of beautiful women, usually engaged in sexual acts involving bodily fluids.

I opened the restroom door in first class to check in on my girlfriend and found her in a Spanish Clam with three flight attendants and a shihtzu.

by Clam Caravan June 1, 2018

Clam Scrambler

The unwashed hands of a female who has recently "rubbed one out" A.K.A. masturbated.

No matter how clean the bathroom is you never know whose nasty unwashed clam scrambler just touched the door knob.

by Stankle Toof May 2, 2019

Razor Clam

An expression meaning to shave one's bathing suit area.

She's gonna name her band, The Razor Clams.

by Chief Park Ranger February 3, 2019

Clam Jam

With a variety of clam, from the Bearded Clam to the Soft Shell Smooth Clam, many Clams can be found with Clam Jam. Clam Jam is a buildup of male ejaculation, that becomes engulfed in the clams natural frothy excretion, causing both to solidify into Clam Jam. Clam Jam can be identified on these Clams based on texture, and jello like texture. This makes for a wholesome snack on crackers when obtained freshly from the Clam. Most Women quite enjoy the Clam Jam spread on crackers with a cold glass of pink Moscato.

Jenny's clam was spewing Clam Jam, so I made her Clam Jam Crackers with a glass of Moscato.

by Peter R Wong January 29, 2021

clam casket

Similar to an actual casket but this one is made specifically for a vagina after a severe pounding or long drawn out passionate intercourse

(As she gets up to use the restroom) Man you're limp is pretty severe, seems like you're going to need a clam casket these next couple days..

by Loycen April 25, 2017