Clam handler

A gynecologist.

Hunny, this is going to be awkward for us both, but I'm filing for divorce unless you go to the clam handler and get that clitoris checked out.

by SossBoss December 07, 2015

pecker puff

A cock queef, or means of flatulating out of the dick hole, I.e urethra. Usually shortly after the removal of a catheter, I.e semen snake.

After a night of violent masturbation, Kent's poor excuse for a urine stream came to a halt, immediately followed by a soft, bubbly pecker puff.

by SossBoss December 07, 2015

BWOP

Acronym for 'Black Woman on Phone"

Damn, that bwop in the busted up '98 Escalade with the mis matched plastic spinners, the chipped half red half black paint job, with no muffler, no license plate, and 4 unbuckled toddlers with their windows rolled down just cut me off!!

by SossBoss December 07, 2015

wang laser

Slang for urination.

Be right back grandma, I'm gonna go spray a wang laser.

by SossBoss December 07, 2015

Lung dart

A cigarette.

I'm gonna step out on the veranda and rip a lung dart.

by SossBoss December 07, 2015