SossBoss's definitions

Lung dart

A cigarette.

I'm gonna step out on the veranda and rip a lung dart.

by SossBoss March 14, 2016

pecker puff

A cock queef, or means of flatulating out of the dick hole, I.e urethra. Usually shortly after the removal of a catheter, I.e semen snake.

After a night of violent masturbation, Kent's poor excuse for a urine stream came to a halt, immediately followed by a soft, bubbly pecker puff.

by SossBoss March 14, 2016

BWOP

Acronym for 'Black Woman on Phone"

Damn, that bwop in the busted up '98 Escalade with the mis matched plastic spinners, the chipped half red half black paint job, with no muffler, no license plate, and 4 unbuckled toddlers with their windows rolled down just cut me off!!

by SossBoss March 14, 2016

wang laser

Slang for urination.

Be right back grandma, I'm gonna go spray a wang laser.

by SossBoss March 14, 2016

Clam handler

A gynecologist.

Hunny, this is going to be awkward for us both, but I'm filing for divorce unless you go to the clam handler and get that clitoris checked out.

by SossBoss March 14, 2016