Definitions by SossBoss

Lung dart 

A cigarette.

I'm gonna step out on the veranda and rip a lung dart.

Lung dart by SossBoss March 14, 2016

wang laser 

Slang for urination.

Be right back grandma, I'm gonna go spray a wang laser.

wang laser by SossBoss March 14, 2016

pecker puff

A cock queef, or means of flatulating out of the dick hole, I.e urethra. Usually shortly after the removal of a catheter, I.e semen snake.

After a night of violent masturbation, Kent's poor excuse for a urine stream came to a halt, immediately followed by a soft, bubbly pecker puff.

pecker puff by SossBoss March 14, 2016

BWOP 

Acronym for 'Black Woman on Phone"

Damn, that bwop in the busted up '98 Escalade with the mis matched plastic spinners, the chipped half red half black paint job, with no muffler, no license plate, and 4 unbuckled toddlers with their windows rolled down just cut me off!!

BWOP by SossBoss March 14, 2016

Clam handler 

A gynecologist.

Hunny, this is going to be awkward for us both, but I'm filing for divorce unless you go to the clam handler and get that clitoris checked out.

Clam handler by SossBoss March 14, 2016