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cheese eating surrender monkeys 

Ignoring all the other definitions linking the phrase to the simpsons.

The Phrase was originally used by an American General in WW2 to describe the French and did not magically spring to life during the mid 1990s.

Just to corrent all those who beleive everything they read on the web
"Looks Like We're Gonna Have To Save Those Bloody Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys Again"
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cheese doodle 

This doesn't happen often, this while in the middle of enjoying an adult film. The person or persons also enjoy a bag of Cheetos. Then without second thought masterbates with the wrong hand, which in turn leaves his penis orange.
I was watching these two chicks making out then, with out realizing it turned my box cutter into a cheese doodle.
cheese doodle by Pat Meholf May 13, 2006

cheese check 

checking your dick, to see if it stinks of cheese, before getting a chick to suck you off.
man, kelly is gonna suck me off in an hour, best do a cheese check to see how bad it is.
cheese check by Nick1401 November 11, 2007

Cheese on toast

Absolutely spot on, hits the spot, perfect, rounded and complete. Think of a perfect snack as a perfect term used for perfection but not only that, a solid, grounded and wholesome one too!
"Her explanation of the impact of ICT on society was as full on and as perfect as cheese on toast" or "Cheese on toast!" Students response to anothers spot on explanation to the question of the week.
Cheese on toast by angelontheside December 31, 2009

cheese hog 

A fat person, especially one who gets fat from eating a lot of cheese. Generally this person's body features a great deal of cottage cheese.
Cheese hog bitches are like mopeds...fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on one!
cheese hog by Nick D March 15, 2003

cheese, eggs, and dome 

when you stay the night with a girl and she wakes up before you, makes you brefest (cheese,eggs) brings it to you in bed, and proceeds to go down on you while you enjoy your meal.
Dude i could go for some cheese, eggs, and dome right now.
cheese, eggs, and dome by spud-00 February 25, 2009

Cheese Balls 

when your nuts get really sweaty and/or stinky you have cheese balls.
"hey dude whats that smell"
"oh i havent taken a shower today so its just my cheese balls"
Cheese Balls by gobeavs75 November 25, 2009