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Badger Wagon

A vehicle containing an ex-significant other and at least two of their friends yelling obscenities at you from open windows.
"Melissa just rolled up in a Badger Wagon while I was having lunch with my boss. After what they said, I don't think I'm getting that promotion."
Badger Wagon by Positive Control October 30, 2021

Shaggin' Wagon 

This is not even a real dictionary but I have to go on this website and make an entry just so show that you need to use better sources. It is also a device to move full or empty rail cars across insulation plants.
Woah look at that shaggin' wagon. Glad we waste company resources on dumb stuff like persecuting employees because we got mad at them instead of actually trying to be productive.

Paddy Wagon Points 

A scoring system for how attractive one's physique is.
Damn that paddy wagon is fine as hell, I rate it 8 paddy wagon points

Shaggin' wagon 

What's a called a new expensive car when you're a male 16-25.
As a 16-25 male get a job so you can get a shaggin' wagon and literally pick up chicks and shag them, consensually of course.
Shaggin' wagon by Uncle Dimma February 5, 2022

Kinky Wagon 

A sex act consisting of two or more bearded men engaging in rear-entry penetration in or on an early 1990s Chevrolet Caprice station wagon.
Jose: I’m looking to spice up our sec life, mi amor.

Andy: Guess who just bought a Chevy Caprice wagon!

Together in unison: KINKY WAGON!!

Andy: Oof, that hurts, but I like it.

Caprice Wagon: Toot toot!

Wonder wagon

Kally wally

(don't ask)
wow, Kally wally is a real wonder wagon!
Wonder wagon by im rlly bored April 10, 2022