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Coventry Twos

Due to Coventry's skank-whore reputation this is the name given to "twos" (the sharing of a cigarette in a 50:50 fashion) except that here in the W-Midlands Coventry Twos implies that the person sharing (i.e. the badboy who didn't pay for the tabacco product) takes way above their 50% entitlement. More of a 85:15 cut.
Person A: Can I have a drag or twos on that, ta?
Person B: Yeah! Sure... Right... So you can Coventry Twos me...
by Mr Moley October 19, 2008
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two tap

When one-self is doing a girl from behind in the vag, he pulls out and politely (or not so politely) taps his knob twice on the exposed left ass cheek. Before re-inserting and proceed to slay the way you are supposed too.
"I was doing her doggie and I gave her a good ol' two tap, Tap Tap Tap-a-roo"
by Tim Wallace December 28, 2008
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two of diamonds

the act of defecating into someone's mouth, often against his/her will, while playing Neil Diamond's 'Cracklin Rosie' on a portable cd player.
"my mouth probably smells like shit because some guy dealt me the two of diamonds in a back alley a half hour ago."
by Ste(v)phen November 8, 2008
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two-spirited

two-spirited fits under the genderqueer & genderfluid category, therefore also the transgender category.
two-spirit means that u r a specific & widespread genderqueer gender. it comes from native american religion; there is a shared belief in a third gender, two-spirits. i do not know much about this gender, but i believe that it is where u feel like both the female & male gender combined into one identification.
hooman: "what does it mean to be two-spirited?"
indigenous american: "it means that you are neither male nor female, but a third gender."
by meli lol July 25, 2020
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Plus Two's

Noun: breast, tits, boobies, knockers, fun bags
Holy shit she has great Plus Two's!

Plus Two's make me smile!
by Elmo collins March 16, 2009
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Day Two

The opposite of Day One. People who were at point just beginning their company, friendship, life, etc. and are now in stasis. Decline always follows.
You used to be my Day One, but lately I've been feeling you're more Day Two.
by Hop Bloc April 17, 2017
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Team Two

Of a superior nature or quality. The utmost one could strive for in group competition.
"Did you see how they won there? That was totally 'team two'!!!!"
by Team Two November 1, 2005
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