tootsie roll

foot sex

Kick off your shoes baby, my cock needs a tootsie roll.

by zwasbk613 November 1, 2016

Toosh

A word that p_s_toosh use that in his conversations.

Toosh beri
Lets go toosh

by TashiDashi October 12, 2019

toosh

in agreement with a statement.

i.e word, fo sho, totes

yo man just found out god exists

toosh

by Zork Maggson May 15, 2021

TSD: Tools of Standardised Diversity

I am not ashamed to admit that I am lost without spellchecker.

by Big nation April 7, 2003

hammer toss

For a man to lay it to his bitch with extreme prejudice.

Emily wants me to hammer toss her tonight.

by Hammertoss May 30, 2008

8x10 Toolshed

1. Matthew Inman, writer for the hilarious "The Oatmeal" website, as described by a nonfan on May 21, 2011. This is the opinion of merely one man, an employee at Lowe's who apparently enjoys his life of selling toilets and driving forklifts inside giant warehouses, seeing as The Oatmeal is the worlds leading source in 3rd grade humor and grammar awareness.

2. A Complete and utter tool, and most likely a douchebag as well. See: DJ Pauly D

1. "I am too stupid to understand your sense of humor. Thus, you are officially an 8x10 Toolshed."

2. "God, watching Jersey Shore is like watching a documentary of the inventory at Lowe's: Totally overstocked with 8x10 Toolsheds."

by swall67 July 9, 2011

Toss-noggin

A toss-noggin is the name that cool kids give to less cool kids when making a demeaning comment in a lighthearted manner.

Tony: *generic racism*
Steven: Stop being racist you toss-noggin

by Bridgeto May 17, 2009