Tear Da Club Up

When you drop a deuce at work.

Bill - "Dogg, did you tear da club up?"

Aaron - "4-Sheezy, my Neezy!"

by B-Diddy187 February 6, 2009

Tear Jerker

Someone who saves their own tears for the sole purpose of using them as lubrication for masturbation. (Not to be confused with someone who weeps while masturbating)

I've been saving my liquid misery in a jar for the past two months, just so I could have a Tear Jerker.

by dcb1984 July 22, 2010

man tear

A tear shed by a male in attempts to seduce a female into sexual relations.

We were watching this shitty movie about love, but I dropped a man tear in front of my date and she totally gave me a hand job right there in the theater.

When my dog died, I didn't really give a shit but I used it for some man tears; which in turn got me laid for the next year and a half.

by MAlexBr January 9, 2009

teara

Teara is the name you call an extremly ditzy blonde girl. Who just acts shy to get all the guys. One of the worst insults you can call someone.

As a poet once said,
Teara the princess with long blonde hair
Tries to think straight
Theres nothing but air

by Nicole ;) December 23, 2004

Male Tears

Another word for semen or sperm

Bill, hey Ron have you seen those pictures of those radical feminist drinking mugs that say male tears?

Ron, yeah why do you ask?
Bill, because male tears means sperm.

by Ultraman Nexus July 24, 2017

tear jerker

When a girl is giving head and stops before you're done, so you shoot in her, making her start crying.

She was going down on me, but didn't want to finish the job, so I gave her a tear jerker.

by PinkSheetTrrader March 11, 2007

Greasy Tears

Tears dispenced by the eyes of an obese person.

Hey! Enough of your greasy tears!

by Wiesty June 5, 2005