A phenomena in which a nerd enters a state of mind, in which they can no longer keep their thoughts in and decide to go to an open forum, a blog or anything similar and write out their thoughts, even though to most of the audience reading those thoughts will not be able to understand what they're ranting about clearly, usually it results in a jumbled wall of text and contradictions. These thoughts are only relevant to the nerd, even if you understand them.
"I'm unsure if I should get this processor, it'll boost my GHZ to 4.6, but I could just as easily buy this other processor that will only put it to 3.2 but will work better with this motherboard I'm looking at." - Rough Example of a Nerd's Rant.
by KyleHasSwag May 23, 2017
by Torage June 22, 2008
- One who is very thorough in regards to dental hygiene, and often brags about their cleanliness.
- One who flosses after every meal, and carries an oral kit with them at all times.
- One who actually brushes their teeth on long airplane rides.
- One who thinks their new toothpaste is ineffective and that this is the cause of their morning breath.
- One who flosses after every meal, and carries an oral kit with them at all times.
- One who actually brushes their teeth on long airplane rides.
- One who thinks their new toothpaste is ineffective and that this is the cause of their morning breath.
"I've never had a cavity before, and my teeth are straight without braces!"
"Wow Lauren, you're such a tooth nerd."
"I can't go on dinner dates with Courtney, she's such a tooth nerd."
"Wow Lauren, you're such a tooth nerd."
"I can't go on dinner dates with Courtney, she's such a tooth nerd."
by pagrovian January 31, 2012
That one annoying guest who always arrives early to events/parties.
Normally because they have nothing better to do with their time.
Normally because they have nothing better to do with their time.
Host1: "Stephen, you're 3 hours early for the party!"
Guest: "That's okay, I'll just help with handing out party pies"
Host2: Quietly to host1 "....mmm....great... an early nerd"
Guest: "That's okay, I'll just help with handing out party pies"
Host2: Quietly to host1 "....mmm....great... an early nerd"
by Coco987654321 August 24, 2010
The strange sweaty smell nerds produce. Most people will notice "Nerd Bow" when they enter computer rooms, internet gaming cafes and often while entering computer game shops or Games Workshop stores.
Can only be described as a high pitched smell that offends the nasal cavity of regular human beings. can often be mistaken for ball sweat.
Can only be described as a high pitched smell that offends the nasal cavity of regular human beings. can often be mistaken for ball sweat.
by lord of your ring November 27, 2011
An outfit that makes one look like a nerd. Typically worn by an unusual or awkward female. One might wear this thinking they look good, when in reality, they in fact make themselves seem more nerd-like.
by JimboSillyPants July 20, 2010
A college which primarily concentrates on teaching science, technology, engineering, and math. Noted for their high acceptance standards, high fail-out and drop-out rates, dearth of female students, and copious consumption of alcohol by students (and professors).
A good indicator of a nerd school is that its name includes the word "Tech". For example: Georgia Tech, Virginia Tech, Cal Tech, Rensselaer PolyTECHnic, Worcester PolyTECHnic, Massachusetts Institute of TECHnology.
If you haven't been to college and are wondering what life would be like at a nerd school, watch the movie "Real Genius".
A good indicator of a nerd school is that its name includes the word "Tech". For example: Georgia Tech, Virginia Tech, Cal Tech, Rensselaer PolyTECHnic, Worcester PolyTECHnic, Massachusetts Institute of TECHnology.
If you haven't been to college and are wondering what life would be like at a nerd school, watch the movie "Real Genius".
Jim: I didn't get a single date in my whole first year of college.
Dave: Of course you didn't, you went to a total nerd school!
Dave: Of course you didn't, you went to a total nerd school!
by tomkat_nj July 23, 2017