Diet Millennial

Anyone born at the end of the 90's

A Diet Millennial will only be able to understand a quarter of your references.

by Zardeneta July 29, 2019

American diet

soeaking as an american, shittiest diet in the world, i try to eat healthy and do you know how hard it is to find shit thats lowfat or low sodium in stores here? and then theres the 40 FUCKING PERCENT OF PEOPLE!! who are fat fucks here, and no i dont care about bodyshaming, if you have a condition i get it and am not insulting you but 99% of overweight fucks in america dont, they just eat fucking mcdonalds and never work out

american diet example: for the childhood obesity rate, its usually not a ten year olds fault that he is fat, they dont know how to eat correctly because their fucking parents feed them mcdonalds every fucking day which causes them to get made fun of and become insecure, then people wonder why they become anorexic in highschool, this should be considered child abuse you fucking dipshit soccer moms

by yallfocusonthewrongshit October 20, 2021

Skillet Diet

The art of loosing multiple pounds a day by eating unhealthy Skillet's. Skillets of such magnitude that your body simply retaliates and starts magically loosing weight.

Bob: Naw man Zoran is looking mighty thin

Jethro: Naw man Zoran is on one of them Skillet diets

Bob: Ok Cool!

by PlanoGurth July 1, 2011

Diet Pussy

It's pussy but your using a condom

Man 1: hey I just had sex!
Man 2: was it pussy or diet pussy?

Man 1: What do you mean?

Man 2: CONDOM or no condom?

by No_this1s.Jessie September 9, 2023

Diet single

A person who is technically single, but constantly bounces between potential relationships.

He’s bounced between 3 people he’s trying to date for like a month, he’s like diet single almost

by Lervington the 5th December 11, 2022

Diet Smoke

When you want to have a smoke, but only want to smoke a small amount either to preserve the item you are smoking, or because you are on a tolerance break.

I'm trying to smoke less but I need a puff so I'm just gonna go out for a Diet Smoke

by CongoJSpin September 16, 2019

Diet Pepsi

Diet Pepsi is a delicious or for some people disgusting soft drink. Diet Pepsi has 0 calories , 0% of fat , 2% of sodium,0% of total carbohydrate,sugars 0g and protein 0g . The ingredients in Diet Pepsi are carbonated water,caramel color,aspartame,phosphoric acid,potassium benzoate (preserves freshness), caffeine,cltric acid, natural flavour,acesulfame potassium. Pepsi-CoLA

I just got a twelve pack of Diet Pepsi

by Sarahdrake July 3, 2018