We were watching this shitty movie about love, but I dropped a man tear in front of my date and she totally gave me a hand job right there in the theater.
When my dog died, I didn't really give a shit but I used it for some man tears; which in turn got me laid for the next year and a half.
When my dog died, I didn't really give a shit but I used it for some man tears; which in turn got me laid for the next year and a half.
by MAlexBr January 9, 2009
Get the man tear mug.Teara is the name you call an extremly ditzy blonde girl. Who just acts shy to get all the guys. One of the worst insults you can call someone.
As a poet once said,
Teara the princess with long blonde hair
Tries to think straight
Theres nothing but air
Teara the princess with long blonde hair
Tries to think straight
Theres nothing but air
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Bill, hey Ron have you seen those pictures of those radical feminist drinking mugs that say male tears?
Ron, yeah why do you ask?
Bill, because male tears means sperm.
Ron, yeah why do you ask?
Bill, because male tears means sperm.
by Ultraman Nexus July 24, 2017
Get the Male Tears mug.When a girl is giving head and stops before you're done, so you shoot in her, making her start crying.
by PinkSheetTrrader March 11, 2007
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Get the Greasy Tears mug.A man who, while under the influence of alcohol or other mind-altering substances, masturbates and uses his tears as lubricant. A tear jerker may also be defined as a date or encounter with a woman which results in the afore mentioned definition.
This idea is referenced, but not directly named, in the popular film, "Waiting...".
This idea is referenced, but not directly named, in the popular film, "Waiting...".
A dialogue from the movie, "Waiting...".
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Dean: Calvin, what happens with every girl you're interested in? Nothing! You take them out, you pay for everything - you never make a move!
Monty: And then you go home... alone... to masturbate... while you cry... using your own tears as lubricant.
Calvin: Ok that was once... and I was drunk... and it was Valentine's Day.
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Calvin is a total tear jerker.
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Dean: Calvin, what happens with every girl you're interested in? Nothing! You take them out, you pay for everything - you never make a move!
Monty: And then you go home... alone... to masturbate... while you cry... using your own tears as lubricant.
Calvin: Ok that was once... and I was drunk... and it was Valentine's Day.
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Calvin is a total tear jerker.
by joey x September 18, 2008
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