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teasdale

handsome cool arsed dj motherfuckin electrician deknitian
hes a real teasdale
by ledgy January 4, 2017
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don't tase me, bro

A phrase popular with white college students due to its usefulness in dealing with the police. Famously uttered by Andrew Meyer in a dozen YouTube clips. Note that this phrase should ONLY be used if you believe that an officer of the law is your "bro" (hence its unpopularity with the non-white/non-rich)
Don't tase me, bro! Ow!!! Owwwwwwwwww!
by Touchable Garments October 7, 2007
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DON'T TASE ME BRO

DON'T TASE ME BRO! *Guy tases him*
by asfdgssf October 5, 2007
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teash

to do a body shot out of the vagina/corresponding hole
that bitch gave me a fucking hickey last night, but it's alright, I made sure I teashed her like a motherfucking boss!
by rosebomber, skyfyre March 8, 2010
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Teason

1)A reason that teases you. (NOUN - Categorical)

2)The season for tea. (NOUN)
Typically used when a BBC fan is feeling sad due to a sudden character death in a serial.

Also used when feeling incomprehensible sadness
(Explanation: Tea is said to be a 'hug in a cup' Therefore the teason is the season for hugs in cups. )
1) That teason is so ridiculous, I don't even know why I am annoyed by it.

- "simply because"

- "because I said so"

- "because he likes you"

2) It's that teason again, make me a cup of tea will ya?
by Brazenwriter January 18, 2013
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taser

A valuable tool for police when dealing with uncooperative shit bags, as can be seen in this priceless video:

http://www.wimp.com/ladytasered
I never laughed so hard in my life, did you see that uppity sack of crap go from tough talking badass to sqealing crybaby? Man that video is funny!
by Dodger July 15, 2008
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taser

verb: to taser means to draw one's hand back and jab at rapid speed into the neck/jugular of a victim. Make the "tsss" sound while tasering. The neck area is merely a guide line. for best results taser a person who is unsuspecting, and laugh at their misfortune.
Yo man, Colleen was eating dinner in the dining hall, I creped up behind that cunt, and tasered her to the point that I left a bruise. Wow what a towel...
by Andrew Wright October 23, 2007
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