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Sneaky little bastard 

1. A insult meaning one who is sneaky and a bastard. The person whom it is describing does not necessarily need to be "little".

2. A term some use to describe small bugs or rodents which invade the home.
1. Ugh. I'm glad that Carson Reynolds, that sneaky little bastard, is gone!

2. I'm gonna kill these sneaky little bastards if it's the last thing I do!

Sneak-A-Date 

A situation that was thought by one party as hanging out between friends is actually a date in disguise.
Angela: So you know how I was going to hang out with Dave and his friends last night?

Jess: Yeah?

Angela: It was a total Sneak-A-Date! His friends didn't show up and he ended up taking me out to a movie where he tried putting the moves on me

Jess: Lame.
Sneak-A-Date by Jana Christensen December 24, 2007

dirty sneaker 

The act of masturbating and spunking into the shoe of an unsuspecting person that has wronged you. Even if the baby batter has dried you will have the pleasure of knowing that the person is walking around with your swimmers in their shoe.
My wife pissed me off so I gave her a dirty sneaker!

Sneak Shot 

when your fucking a girl doggy style you spit on her back, she thinks you've jizzed and turns around thats when you let her have it on her face.
" dude, she didn't see it comming. She turns around and was like *sigh* then BAM right in her eye"

a sneaky chef

Two people engaging in anal sex, male or female. The giving party is the chef, palming a handful of pepper. As the giver is about to enjoy a hearty climax he reaches down and around, tossing the pepper near the nasal cavity of the recieving party. At this point the reciever sneezes and is involuntarily forced to clench the spinchter while the giver reaches fruition. Thus making him, a sneaky chef.
Hey Steve watch out for Brad, he is a sneaky chef.
a sneaky chef by edward connors January 11, 2008

Sneaky Fart 

A fart that results in you shitting yourself. It feels like it is going to be a normal fart but when you go to release the fart it is not just gaseous but also comes with out with liquid feces. The liquid feces is the sneaky part because it uses the fart as means to make you shit yourself.
I had a sneaky fart today when I was waiting for the bus so i had to run home to change my underwear.
Sneaky Fart by The_Pigs_vs_The_Fuzz February 25, 2011