The act of masturbating and spunking into the shoe of an unsuspecting person that has wronged you. Even if the baby batter has dried you will have the pleasure of knowing that the person is walking around with your swimmers in their shoe.
Two people engaging in anal sex, male or female. The giving party is the chef, palming a handful of pepper. As the giver is about to enjoy a hearty climax he reaches down and around, tossing the pepper near the nasal cavity of the recieving party. At this point the reciever sneezes and is involuntarily forced to clench the spinchter while the giver reaches fruition. Thus making him, a sneaky chef.
A fart that results in you shitting yourself. It feels like it is going to be a normal fart but when you go to release the fart it is not just gaseous but also comes with out with liquid feces. The liquid feces is the sneaky part because it uses the fart as means to make you shit yourself.
I had a sneaky fart today when I was waiting for the bus so i had to runhome to change my underwear.