shwarbled

The state of existence, when you are mentally/physically/emotionally affected by just the right amount/combination of calculated substances to pull off a balanced human experience

Q: How are you feeling tonight?

A: I am perfectly "shwarbled"

by BenMarksTheSpot July 19, 2023

shwapa

A South African slang word meaning someone with a flat ass

that girl unsiShwapa

by marafiki December 18, 2023

Shwatting the nerf

Whilst being asked lots of questions

by her children, Mum would often use this answer "I'm shwatting my nerf", which meant she was busy doing nothing.

Gill Coop of Warwickshire.

"What are up to Mum / Granny" asked the children.
I'm "Shwatting the nerf" she replied.

by Derrick & Brian Coop December 19, 2023

shwapa

South African slang word for "flat ass"

That girl unesishwapa

by marafiki December 21, 2023

Shwatting my nerf

Shwatting my nerf means busy doing nothing.

Hannah asked her mum Gill what she was doing

"I am just shwatting my nerf" Gill replied.
Gill Coop of Warwickshire.

by Derrick & Brian Coop January 3, 2024

Shwatting my nerf

Shwatting my nerf means busy doing nothing.

Hannah asked her mum Gill what she was doing

"I am just shwatting my nerf" Gill replied.
Gill Coop of Warwickshire.

by Derrick & Brian Coop January 3, 2024

Shwank Exit

When you leave and do not say goodbye

“Oh Connor got up without saying goodbye, he did a Shwank Exit”

by connor gabay January 15, 2024