shwam

TRUE pronounciation of 'one', According to Group X

Schwam.
Doo...
Two and a Heif

by Mr. Roboto April 01, 2005

shwam

to hit something, or be hit with something.

Ashley: dude you just shwammed me in the chin with a bottle.

by shwamyou April 28, 2007

shwam

1. verb - take a shit
2. noun - a shit

1. Ben - I gotta take a shwam again
2. Me - You shwam all the damn time

by Snoopy To The D-O-double-G February 08, 2004

shwam

the act of hitting someone either over the head or in the back. After you do this, you say SHWAM!! loudly.

Boy 1 hits other boy in the head with hand

Boy 2: Ow, why the hell did you do that?

Boy 1: SHWAM!

by afreakforplanes March 19, 2009

Shwam

Indication that you've just been owned.

Oh Shwam son, you want some ice with that burn????

by Woajsdkljfa January 19, 2008

Shwam

A sex move, whenever you blow your load in someone's face or frontal area unexpectedly, you yell SHWAM! at the top of your lungs. Then tell them to clean up.

Girl: almost done?
boy: SHWAM!

by CYeole April 27, 2009

Shwam

A dope American boy who pulls all the bitches. He has a cool ass dog and gets lit anywhere

Shwam got a bj from some random hottie at a Taco Bell parking lot

by Manissmackd January 28, 2019